I have worked in retail for almost 10 years now, unfortunately, and for a long time I have thought about starting a blog but finally had to after yesterday's event. I will not say where I work or who I am as I don't want to be sued or fired but let's just say you've heard of it. Also, everything I will write is true. It won't always seem like it could possibly be true, but I'm afraid it is. I hope you have a good laugh and maybe a shock or two.
Anyways, I'm at work yesterday and this customer comes over to tell me there is a man standing at the front of the store with his pants down. I ask her if he has any underwear on as I really don't feel like getting in a fight with a wang. She says yes so I go around the corner and there is a guy standing there with his pants around his ankles. He seems to be waiting for me. I ask him to put his pants back on and leave. He tells me it's too hot in here so he had to. I ask him again to put his pants on. He tells me it's not his fault, he just lost 30 pounds so they won't stay on. I ask him a 3rd time to put them on and tell him I will call security. He finally pulls his pants off and asks me if I will escort him out. "No," I say, "you're a big boy, you can let yourself out." and he leaves.
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